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Archive for July, 2009

Entry 259


Decided to alter my countdown a bit, from my birthday to 01-01-2010, since they’re so close anyway.  Hence, Entry 259 means 259 days to go.  Besides, New Years?  Won’t have trouble finding somewhere to celebrate. :-)

I’ve completed 9% of my goal.  I’ve lost a whooping 9 pounds, w00t!  (hey do the math if you want to know my weightloss goal. lol)  I finally bought my own scale instead of using the heartbreaker one at the gym.  (For some reason, it says I weigh 30 lbs lighter, then I reweigh the next day, and I’m back at my starting weight.  Hells to the no!! lol)

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Gross alert:
Gosh, one day I went swimming at the indoor pool at Abrams, then I hit the gym right after, and, holy crap, I was drenched in sweat, like the most in my life.  Pouring. lol Sick.  :-D  Actually, I take that back, I think I sweated that much giving BIRTH both times.  lol  Anyway, it took a LOT out of me.  It was good tho.  I’m going to do that more often if  my hair can take it.  Gawd, my hair will probably end up like straw if I don’t get a swimming cap.  But only qualm about that is I use my hair to cover up my stupid panda tattoo!!  Gawd, I can’t wait to get that removed.
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Life’s been going pretty good - financials could be better, but I suppose everyone’s having trouble with that these days.  At least I learned how important an emergency fund for different things is, lol.   That’s the trouble these days, right?  No one really knows how to save money anymore.  And if you do, then congrats and good luck to you, you’re awesome. :-) 

As for food, I’ve taken to eating off a saucer plate- whatever I can fit on there, that’s what I’m eating and that’s all the food I get. (HAHA!)  Except I can have all the green and veggies I want.  I think it’s going to work out good.  Because there isn’t really a “secret” to weight loss.  It’s -quote Alwyn Cosgrove - Work out more and  ”EAT LESS, [FUCKING] FAT BOY.”  (rofl)

Of course Jorge comes along and whines in the background “Gaaaaaawd that’s what I’ve been saying all along!!!”  (Minus the fucking fat boy part, lol)

Oh and have you seen my Jorgie lately?  He needs to put some new pics on his myspace because compared to NOW, he looks so small in his default!   I was looking at it today and I was like, “who’s the skinny guy?” haha.  But yea, seriously, he’s looking rather beast.  We must look crazy in the gym together, me in my rotundus and him all sexy. lol  Nah, I bet people think he’s my trainer, and not my husband, rofl.  Then he kisses me, slaps my butt and people are all like “wtf?”.

In other family news, the kids are doing great.  God Bless them.  They’re such troopers, and getting a hang of money making decisions. lol  Like there were Easter baskets on sale, 50% off.  We snatched one, and then re-examined our decision - those baskets have cheap ass toys in them and like maybe 8 packages of candy.  (Dreona was like, “that’s IT?!” lol)  So we put the basket back, and picked up those velcro toss and catch things with a tennis ball, a wiffle ball and bat, and a bigger thing of candy for the same price. W00t- score. lol  Dre was psyched.   We’ve turned into penny pinchers. LoooL.  It’s about economics. :-P

My little girl Dee has finally got the grasp of potty training and is having fewer accidents…although I doubt anyone wanted to hear about that.

I’m getting tired of my workout songs…finally. lol  It’s been almost four months and the same playlists! lol  So ANY Suggestions would be much appreciated.  Hey, might even remind me of songs I forgot. :-)  So let me know!

Reminds me to get my nikeplus thing up and running again, well, that can wait. (lol I almost wrote “weight”.  Gawd, anything else on your mind, Ellen?)

Time to do some crunches.  And clean the house. lol 
Thanks for reading! :-)  For reals.  If someone reads the stuff I write it just holds me all the more accountable for my goals. lol 

So Thanks.  You’re the best.

-Elle
 
 
 
 

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You Think You Have A Bad Job?

When you’re having one of those: 
‘I Hate My Job days’

[even if you’re retired, you sometimes have those days too]
Try doing this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by ….Johnson &….Johnson.

 

Be very sure you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins

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Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

Every Rectal Thermometer made by ….Johnson &….Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized. ‘

 
Hope Ya’ll are having a super Wednesday!

~HUGZ~
~~Just Jaynie~~

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Double Goddess Sessions with Asttarte & Goddess Lily


Fridays available.

see pictures of us and a small post at www.asttarte.info - 2nd blog down.

Four- handed: A complete full body pampering massage available from two Tantra Goddesses. We use a variety of sensate techniques using scented oil, corn starch w/powder puffs, bunny fur, feathers and silks, and other sexy and sensual products. We offer a real bliss experience for singles (males and females) and couples of all genders.

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Check out this event: Letters From Survivors Book Project


Hosted By: Jenna Kandyce Linch
When: Wednesday Oct 01, 2008
at 7:00 PM
Where Book Project
online
Florida|10 32579
United States
Description:
Jenna Kandyce Linch

Click Here To View Event

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Dear Mrs. Harrison - I'm on iTunes & Amazon MP3!


It’s officially official!
You can now buy my first single, “Studio Apartment,” in the iTunes store and Amazon.com!
I’m so excited! I’m dancing (and I CAN’T dance), so this must be one of THOSE moments!
Look! how! many! exclamat!ion! marks! I! used! SEE?!
Stop reading this, and go get it! I mean, PLEASE go get it : ) And you can leave a review too, which is cool because reviews allow one to express oneself through reviewage. And it’s fun for me to read! And just think - the more reviews I get to read, the less time I’m spending here - in my blog - writing about reviews and exclamation points and complete and utter blah! Wow, my vocabulary sucks. Mrs. Harrison, my first grade teacher wouldn’t be proud. I hope she doesn’t waste her retirement reading former students’ blogs. I hope she’s at least golfing or fishing or knitting or SOMETHING.
NOW do you have reason enough to leave this vocabulary-black-hole of a blog?
Thought so…but congratulations! You lasted longer than I would’ve if I were reading someone else’s ramblings. That’s gotta be worth something, right?
I refuse to go back and proof read this thing, so I apologize if there are any misspellings (like the word ‘misspell,’ which I’m never sure of).
xo
L

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Allison Show :: Catherine Art Opening

Hello Lovelies,

We’d like to say merci to everybody who came out for the Nouveau Casino show in Paris. It will go down as one of our favorite shows of all time! We see a few videos up on Youtube already from the show. Thank you!

We are back in New York now, and want to remind everyone that Catherine’s art show is opening this Thursday:

Thursday, June 4

Opening reception:
7 - 9 pm
Cameo Gallery

93 N 6th Street (btw Berry and Wythe)

Brooklyn, NY

And we are excited to announce that Allison is playing her second solo show June 11, so please join us for an evening of southern comfort at Pianos

Thursday, June 11

9 pm
Pianos

158 Ludlow St.

New York, NY 10002
buy tix here

We look forward to seeing you!

Love and Revenge,
The Pierces

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SEVENTH TREE TOUR EDITION & FREE CLOWNS DOWNLOAD


Hey Deers
 
Tonnes of great stuff today…not sure where to start.
 
First off, the second leg of the Seventh Tree UK tour kicks off on Wednesday.  If you haven’t got tickets yet, there are still some available for some shows at www.seetickets.com.  Eugene Mcguiness and Pete Greenwood have been added as supports (check site for details). The tour kicks off with a very special set as part of the BBC Electric Proms series.   Tickets for this sold out straight away but don’t worry as those lovely people at the BBC will be transmitting highlights on the radio, TV and on the world wide web.  We’ll put the details up on the Goldfrapp website and MySpace page when they are confirmed.

And not only that…everyone everywhere can feel part of this intimate performance  as, soon as the curtain comes down, Goldfrapp will release a very special and exclusive download of ‘Clowns’, as performed at the Proms.  The track will be available to download FOR FREE for 7 days here and via bluetooth transmissions at Electric Proms venues. 
 
And last but by no means least…..’Little Bird’ and ‘You Never Know’ are uploaded and ready to access.  There’s more to come as over the next few weeks we’ll be adding 2 tracks a week, giving you exclusive access to all the new video tracks from the Seventh Tree Special Edition.  PLUS high resolution downloads of photographs of Alison and Will and brand new wallpapers.  Here’s the instructions again, just in case.  Insert your copy of the ‘Seventh Tree’ CD into your computer, hit this link and follow the prompts.
 
See you down the front row.
 
Deer
xXx

To watch a Happiness snippet: Click Here
 
Pre-order Seventh Tree Special Edition: Mute Bank / HMV

Don’t forget the Free ‘Clowns’ / ‘Happiness (Choral Version) download is available here

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TWITTER 2


TWITTER.COM/READYTOUFF   IS A FRAUD… Its really creepy people spend there time daily updating what they are pretending to be doing if they are someone else… get a fucking life!
I created a official twitter to stop all this confusion… its twitter.com/uffieofficial….
Good weekend!

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In Which: You MUST vote for Danielle DeFoe…

Dearest Muffins,
I need you to do something for me: My dear friend and brazilliant sexy photog Danielle Defoe is up for consideration for a feature in Surface  Magazine, and we all need to go and vote for her. This means a lot to me, so get on over now and more cookies for everyone!
Click on the STARS to make it happen…
Speaking of which, this is also your chance to really help to make someone a star who really deserves it:)…
And do NOT forget the Chicago Free Book Reading/Muffin Meetup/Tea Party taking place in Lincoln Park on Saturday, the 25th, at 4:00 P.M. (reading starts at 4, so come early!)…
With Love & Bloody Crumpets from the Asylum for Wayward Victorian Girls, Block B, Cell W14, Inmate A,
EA
P.S.
The Plague: Get it. Feed it. Spread it. Sluts.
P.P.S.
The Asylum Army: Are You Committed?
P.P.P.S.
NYC, August, Central Park: Let’s create the largest Tea Party in the history of the world. You in?
Links:

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Barnes & Noble Studio: Pop Goes Crochet Close-Up